Impulse control

Last night, while in bed thinking about an earlier incident at the dinner table, Jared quietly snuck out of his bed and into my room. He then found and proceeded to put at least half a tube of A&D diaper rash ointment into his hair. I could actually smell it downstairs. I went to investigate and found the evidence. He claims he was "just puttin' hair grease on Mommy". After I told him he put butt cream on is hair, a look of horror came across his face.
This is him in the shower, looking pretty disgusted because it tooks three shampooing attempts to get some of the ointment out.
However, his hair this morning is as soft as a babies bottom, hehe! Poor thing!